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Dear Professor Snape,

Why are you so evil? Is it a skill, or something, you had to work at? What's your best torment implement?

Chrystal



Dear Miss Chrystal,

I was a former Death Eater and Slytherin. What would you expect from me?! To prance around making daisy chains?! *sigh* I suppose that is why people take me for granted. I don't know why people think I'm evil. I'm a normal person wih normal hobbies - just like you. I am merely cruel to the ones who deserve it. We all have a little evil in our hearts, mind you.

Poison would have to be the answer to your last question.

Sincerely,

Professor S.Snape



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Dear Professor Snape,

Did you have a crush on Lily Potter?

Trixx

Dear Trixx,

I admired her bravery and loyalty to her friends and class mates. That was all. She was nothing to me.

Sincerely,

Professor S.Snape



Dear Professor Snape,

Marry me!

Trixx

Dear Trixx,

No.

Sincerely,

Professor S.Snape



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Dear Snape,

How long is your wand? I mean, really?

Lucy



Dear Lucy,

My wand is as long as my wand

Sincerely,

Professor S.Snape

Syn: Don't make me rip your pants off!

Snape: Stay away from me, child!